BIG SUM

When was the last time you rocked out? I mean completly, and utterly rock out like there was no tomorrow.

Hmm...

I suppose "rocking out" is a poor choice of words. It seems to bring up images of the Headbangers Ball, Wayne & Garth and other icons of that specific genre of music. And that's not what I really want to know.

No. Scratch that.

I DEFINITELY want to know when the last time was your found yourself completly lost in some crazy bass driven tune. Sure, it might not exactly be your cup of tea, but there's gotta be a song or two that makes your head bob, even if it's for a second or two. If you really haven't ever rocked out, you have a serious problem.

Do you know what that is?

It's quite simple.

You.
Are.
A.
Racist.

And I have no time for non-rockin' out racists like you.

Good bye.

As for the rest of you, if it has honestly been a while, I suggest a half hour with your favourite pasty white rock god/goddess. You'll thank me later. Trust me. It's pretty much scientific fact that everyone secretly wants to rock out, even if they don't realize it. I mean, what could me more cathartic than flailing your arms and screaming out the lyrics to a rock anthem or two? Drugs?

Drugs are bad.

I bring this up because for whatever reason I started thinking about all my CD's I left at home and the one CD that seemed to stick out was Powertrip by Monster Magnet.

Yeah, I know. I questioned the purchase at first, but I stick by my decision.

-Hitoshi "When you get tired of the crap, baby move over here and maybe buy some of mine" Murakami